{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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