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Ashton Youboty is a Liberian coach of American football and former cornerback. He played college football for the Ohio State Buckeyes for coach Jim Tressel from 2003 to 2006 and played in the National Football League (NFL) for six seasons from 2006 to 2011. He forwent his senior season and was selected by the Buffalo Bills in the third round of the 2006 NFL draft. After five seasons with the Bills (2006–2010), he played for the Jacksonville Jaguars in 2011.

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