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{"type":"standard","title":"Pennsylvania House of Representatives, District 196","displaytitle":"Pennsylvania House of Representatives, District 196","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7163870","titles":{"canonical":"Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives,_District_196","normalized":"Pennsylvania House of Representatives, District 196","display":"Pennsylvania House of Representatives, District 196"},"pageid":12588772,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Pennsylvania_House_District_196.png/330px-Pennsylvania_House_District_196.png","width":320,"height":168},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Pennsylvania_House_District_196.png","width":1192,"height":625},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1190641900","tid":"7e4355a4-9e12-11ee-a953-af37f1844975","timestamp":"2023-12-19T02:01:16Z","description":"American legislative district","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives%2C_District_196","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives%2C_District_196?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives%2C_District_196?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives%2C_District_196"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives%2C_District_196","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives%2C_District_196","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives%2C_District_196?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pennsylvania_House_of_Representatives%2C_District_196"}},"extract":"Pennsylvania's 196th Representative District is located in York County and includes the following areas:Dover\nDover Township\nJackson Township\nNew Salem\nNorth Codorus Township\nParadise Township\nSpring Grove\nWest Manchester Township ","extract_html":"
Pennsylvania's 196th Representative District is located in York County and includes the following areas:
- Dover \n
- Dover Township \n
- Jackson Township \n
- New Salem \n
- North Codorus Township \n
- Paradise Township \n
- Spring Grove \n
- West Manchester Township